Would this have made a great WWE Supershow?

Goldberg vs. The Undertaker

Triple H vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin

Hulk Hogan & The Rock vs. Shawn Michales and Kevin Nash

Sting vs. Scott Steiner

Rey Mysterio vs. Lex Luger

Big Show vs. Kane

Brock Lesnar vs. Eddie Guerrero vs. JBL vs. Kurt Angle vs. Booker T

Chris Jericho vs. Carlito vs. Super Crazy

The Sandman vs. Tommy Dreamer

CM Punk vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Christian vs. John Morrison

Luke Gallows & Joey Mercury vs. Chris Nowinski & Scotty Goldman

Kazarny vs. MVP

Billy Kidman vs. Matt Hardy vs. Phicosis

Maven vs. Kaval

Husky Harris vs. Cody Rhodes

Percy Watson vs. Zack Ryder
Bobby Lashly & Batista vs. APA

X-Pac vs. Albert

The Nexus vs. Mr. Perfect, Ricky Steamboat, Big Daddy V, Vader, The Great Khali, John Cena
Jazz vs. Melina vs. Eve vs. Brie Bella vs. Nikki Bella vs. Maryse vs. Gail Kim vs. Layla vs. Natalya vs. Michelle McCool vs. Tamina vs. Maria vs. Sable vs. Debra vs. Trish Stratus vs. Santina vs. Vickie Guerrero vs. Miss Elizabeth vs. Torrie Wilson vs. Beth Pheonix

New Online WWF Wrestling Company and you choose the faces, heels, teams, etc?

I’m starting a new online WWF show. I will post new episodes as soon as I can get them out. But I want YOU to pick the good guys, the bad guys, the teams, and who will compete in an 8 Man Battle Royal for the WWF. I also want YOU to pick the stipulations for the 1 on 1 matches for the Intercontinental, Hardcore, European, and Light Heavyweight Championships. YOU will also choose who will compete in the Triple Threat Tag Team Falls Count Anywhere match for the Tag Team Championships. Here is the roster:
Albert
Big Show
Billy Gunn
Bradshaw
Bubba Ray Dudley
Chris Benoit
Chris Jericho
Christian
Crash
Dean Malenko
D-Von Dudley
Eddie Gurrero
Edge
Faarooq
Hardcore Holly
Jeff Hardy
Kane
Kurt Angle
Matt Hardy
Perry Saturn
Raven
Rikishi
The Rock
Steve Austin
Steve Blackman
Steven Richards
Tazz
Test
Triple H
The Undertaker
Vince McMahon
William Regal

Here are the types I will use in the company:
Single, Tag Team, Tornado Tag, 6 Man Tag, Tornado 6 Man Tag, 1 on 2, 1 on Tag, 1 on 3, Royal Rumble, King of the Ring, Special King of the Ring (includes matches like table, tlc, cage, etc), Fatal Four Way, Falls Count Anywhere, Triple Threat, 4, 6, and 8 Man Battles Royals, Street Fight, Cage, I Quit, Table, Ladder, Special REferee, Hell In A Call, TLC, Ironman, 3 Stages of Hell, Last Man Standing, and Slobber Knocker.

You also get to pick the PPVs I do each month. The PPVs and be named from current or past WWE/WWF PPVs. Be sure to include a PPV for each month.

Also choose the tag teams that I use in my company.

Make sure you choose what wrestlers will be heel or face.

Also pick the championship matches!

If you want me to add you to my contacts so you don’t miss a show, just say so and I will.

I hope this makes the company more interesting. The name of the company will just be WWF.
wtf are you two saying cena for?

My 2008 NFL Mock Draft (2nd Round)?

Round 1

1. Dolphins- Matt Ryan QB
2. Rams- Chris Long DE
3. Falcons- Darren McFadden RB
4. Raiders- Sedrick Ellis DT
5. Chiefs- Jake Long T
6. Jets- Vernon Gholston DE
7. Patriots- Leodis McKelvin CB
8. Ravens- Dominique Rodgers Cromartie CB
9. Bengals- Phillip Merling DE
10. Saints- Glenn Dorsey DT
11. Bills- Mike Jenkins CB
12. Broncos- Keith Rivers LB
13. Panthers- Rashard Mendenhall RB
14. Bears- Ryan Clady T
15. Lions- Aqib Talib CB
16. Cardinals- Derrick Harvey DE
17. Vikings- Malcolm Kelly WR
18. Texans- Kenny Philips S
19. Eagles- Limas Sweed WR
20. Buccaneers- Chris Williams T
21. Redskins- Quentin Groves DE
22. Cowboys- Kentwan Balmer DT
23. Steelers- Jeff Otah T
24. Titans- Early Doucet WR
25. Seahawks- Jonathan Stewart RB
26. Jaguars- Lawerence Jackson DE
27. Chargers- Branden Albert G
28. Cowboys- James Hardy WR
29. 49ers- DeSean Jackson WR
30. Packers- Brandon Flowers CB
31. Giants- Dan Connor LB

Round 2

32. Dolphins- Carl Nicks T
33. Rams- Gosder Cherilus T
34. Raiders- Mario Manningham WR
35. Chiefs- Antoine Cason CB
36. Jets- Marcus Howard LB/DE
37. Falcons- Brian Brohm QB
38. Ravens- Calias Campbell DE
39. 49ers- Xavier Adibi LB
40. Saints- Erin Henderson LB
41. Bills- Devin Thomas WR
42. Broncos- Pat Sims DT
43. Panthers- Sam Baker T
44. Bears- Chris Johnson RB
45. Lions- Jerod Mayo LB
46. Bengals- Shawn Crable LB
47. Vikings- Reggie Smith CB/S
48. Falcons- Dre Moore DT
49. Eagles- Cliff Avril DE
50. Cardinals- Terrell Thomas CB
51. Redskins- Josh Barrett S
52. Buccaneers- Chad Henne QB
53. Steelers- Tracy Porter CB
54. Titans- Fred Davis TE
55. Seahawks- Dustin Keller TE
56. Browns- Red Bryant DT
57. Dolphins- Curtis Lofton LB
58. Jaguars- Andre Woodson QB
59. Cowboys- Ray Rice RB
60. Packers- Ezra Butler LB
61. Colts- Trevor Laws DT
62. Patriots- Chilo Rachal G
63. Giants- Eddie Royal WR

Trini answers to – “Why did the chicken cross the road?” ?

PATRICK MANNING:
It is a policy of my Government to allow chickens who have been historically alienated from the other side of the road to now have access to that side. I am presently in discussion with community leaders in the area to ensure that the chicken is able to cross safely. So the question just does not arise. In fact, ladies and gentlemen, if you observe carefully you can actually see pep in its step.

HOWARD CHIN LEE:
It is a result of a holistic plan to allow chickens from everywhere to cross the road safely without fear of being kidnapped. I have instructed the police and army to ensure a safe crossing. We need to make the roads safe to cross again. If we were not so vigilant, the chicken may not have come this far.

BASDEO PANDAY:
Brothers and sisters, for so long the chicken has toiled in the vineyards of the other side of the road. It is the result of years of struggle against discrimination that the chicken can now cross the road.

KELVIN RAMNATH:
If the chicken is crossing in central Trinidad , its safety cannot be guaranteed.

GLADIATOR {102 FM Morning host}:
It is a response to Basdeo Panday’s call for civil disobedience. Shame on you chicken!!!!!

KEITH ROWLEY:
The chicken is free to go anywhere. The other side of the road belongs to you!!!

COLM IMBERT:
The chicken cannot cross the road. It is dead!

KEN VALLEY:
It could run, but it can’t hide!!!

PETER MINSHALL:
Oh dear sweet God!!! Do not question which side the chicken is on…just appreciate its beauty…. for what it is!!!

RAMESH MAHARAJ:
We would have to file for an injunction to prevent more chickens from crossing…. otherwise there is the option of judicial review.

BARRY SINANAN {House Speaker}:
It is not a matter of urgent public importance.

A.N.R ROBINSON:
The chicken is clearly acting within the confines of the rule of law and the Constitution. I have no doubt that the decision to cross the road is based on moral and spiritual values.

ADESH NANAN:
The chicken is showing that there is now a shift in the paradigm.

HAZEL MANNING:
To join other chickens having their breakfases.

EDDIE HART:
To voter pad!!!!

KEVIN BALDEOSINGH:
This whole question is devoid of any factual substance, yet the ignorant masses continue to ponder on this abstract concept from age to age. If we are to analyse this issue logically, and according to scientific thought, chickens cannot distinguish one side of the road from the other and hence, cannot determine on which side it is on in the first place. In his Theory of Relativity, the reknowned German physicist, Albert Einstein theorises that the chicken is already on the other side, depending on your (the observer) position. Hence the debate will automatically follow that the chicken is constantly crossing the road. This is clearly an argument to foster the illusive and baseless concepts of omnipotence and omnipresence. The logical conclusion is therefore: there is no chicken.

JOHN RAHAEL:
The chicken has recognised the need for a restructured road and this action is clearly an indication by the chicken to voluntarily separate itself from one side to the other.

Top 40 greatest/most influential guitar players of all time?

Factors for inclusion:
-impact on music
-creativity, songwriting, musicality, innovation
-implementation of higher theory
-technical ability
-virtuoso
-redefined or defined a sound or genre

1) Jimi Hendrix
2) B.B. King
3) Eric Clapton
4) Duane Allman
5) Eddie Van Halen
6) Jimmy Page
7) Stevie Ray Vaughn Carlos Santana
9) Wes Montgomery
10) Pat Metheney
11) Mark Knopfler
12) Derek Trucks
13) Joe Satriani
14) Buddy Guy
15) Steve Vai
16) Eric Johnson
17) Robert Cray
18) Peter Frampton
19) John Frusciante
20) Brian May
21). Jeff Beck
22) George Harrison
23) Andy Summers
24) Pete Townshend
25). Joe Pass
26). Dickie Betts
27). Ry Cooder
28). Chuck Berry
29). Albert King
30). Slash
31). The Edge
32). Jerry Garcia
33). Les Paul
34). John Scofield
35). Django Reinhardt
36). Charlie Christian
37). Joe Walsh
38). Billy Gibbons
39). Gary Rossington
40). Angus Young

Agree? Disagree?

Online WWF company YOU choose the matches, faces, heels, and ppvs!?

I’m starting a new online WWF show. I will post new episodes as soon as I can get them out. But I want YOU to pick the good guys, the bad guys, the teams, and who will compete in an 8 Man Battle Royal for the WWF. I also want YOU to pick the stipulations for the 1 on 1 matches for the Intercontinental, Hardcore, European, and Light Heavyweight Championships. YOU will also choose who will compete in the Triple Threat Tag Team Falls Count Anywhere match for the Tag Team Championships. Here is the roster:
Albert
Big Show
Billy Gunn
Bradshaw
Bubba Ray Dudley
Chris Benoit
Chris Jericho
Christian
Crash
Dean Malenko
D-Von Dudley
Eddie Gurrero
Edge
Faarooq
Hardcore Holly
Jeff Hardy
Kane
Kurt Angle
Matt Hardy
Perry Saturn
Raven
Rikishi
The Rock
Steve Austin
Steve Blackman
Steven Richards
Tazz
Test
Triple H
The Undertaker
Vince McMahon
William Regal

Here are the types I will use in the company:
Single, Tag Team, Tornado Tag, 6 Man Tag, Tornado 6 Man Tag, 1 on 2, 1 on Tag, 1 on 3, Royal Rumble, King of the Ring, Special King of the Ring (includes matches like table, tlc, cage, etc), Fatal Four Way, Falls Count Anywhere, Triple Threat, 4, 6, and 8 Man Battles Royals, Street Fight, Cage, I Quit, Table, Ladder, Special REferee, Hell In A Call, TLC, Ironman, 3 Stages of Hell, Last Man Standing, and Slobber Knocker.

You also get to pick the PPVs I do each month. The PPVs and be named from current or past WWE/WWF PPVs. Be sure to include a PPV for each month.

Also choose the tag teams that I use in my company.

Make sure you choose what wrestlers will be heel or face.

Also pick the championship matches!

If you want me to add you to my contacts so you don’t miss a show, just say so and I will.

I hope this makes the company more interesting. The name of the company will just be WWF.

So all these people are going to hell?

I’ve compiled a short list of famous confirmed atheists, just for fun. All these cool, intelligent, successful people must be going to hell.
I tell you something, if these are the people going to hell then Heaven is going to be an awfully boring place! I’ll be in hell with the people in this list having a ball! You lot can keep your heaven will all your ‘goodness’ and ‘purity’!

COMEDIANS:
Tim Minchin
Frankie Boyle
Billy Connolly
Ricky Gervais
Eddie Izzard
Charlie Brooker
Stephen Fry
Stewart Lee
Dara O’Brian

MUSICIANS:
Marilyn Manson
Bob Geldof
John Lennon
Gary Numan
Henry Rollins
Matt Bellamy
Bjork

WRITERS:
Douglas Adams
Ernest Hemingway
Christopher Hitchens
Terry Pratchett
George Orwell
Jean Paul Sartre

SCIENTISTS:
Richard Dawkins
Stephen Hawking
Albert Einstein
Daniel Dennett
David Attenborough

ACTORS:
Jodie Foster
Bruce Lee
John Malkovich
Sir Ian McKellen
Julianne Moore
Jack Nicholson
Keanu Reeves
Woody Allen
Kevin Bacon
Marlon Brando
Seth Green
Simon Pegg
Brad Pitt

OTHERS:
Penn Jillette
Teller
Richard Branson
Bill Gates
Derren Brown
Richard Burton
Sigmund Freud

(this is a very short snapshot of the list of confirmed famous atheists – I just chose my favourites)

All these people must be stupid for not believing in your made up religion?
FYI: I’m an atheist. I of course, don’t believe in hell. I just wanted to make the point that if hell exists, and all these people are going there for being atheists, then I’d rather be there with them.

Source: http://www.celebatheists.com/wiki/Main_Page
Wow, irony really is lost on some people huh?

Who’s the breakout players in the NFL for 2009?

QB- Kyle Orton. He dominated last year before he got hurt with no recieving core. In Denver he has Brandon Marshall, Eddie Royal, some other decent threats, and he has Knowshon Morino to help him out of the backfield (he will be a stud)
RB- Darren McFadden- Saw limited playing time last season and it actually hurt the team in my opinion. He has the same body as Adrian Peterson, but he’s even faster. I see him putting up big numbers.
WR- DeSean Jackson- He showed glimpses last year as a rookie, but I see him doubling last years season. He is a playmaker and he reminds me of a Steve Smith. McNabb should have fun throwing to him.
TE- Vernon Davis- This is make it or break it year for this guy and I see him playing to his potential, which is a 6’3 250 lbs TE running a 4.3.

DL- Jason Jones- He plays for the Tennessee Titans and when Albert Haynesworth went out against the Steelers he sacked big Ben 3 times in his only start. I see him being a beast.
LB- Aaron Curry- He was the safest pick in the draft and he kind of reminds me of Patrick Willis. He will start from day 1 and be an impact.
DB- Dominique Rogers-Cromartie- He was the Cardinals first round pick last year and he has been underrated from draft day because he is from a small school. He has 4.2 speed and he is 6’2 which makes him a lockdown corner. He will help the secondary tremendously.

What do you think about my card collection and how much do you think it is worth? Its not much, but…?

Basketball:
-Vince Carter UD Ultimate Materials Jersey
-Tracy McGrady UD Ultimate Materials Jersey
-Kobe Bryant Basketball Rookies Rookie Card
-Allen Iverson Bowman’s Best Rookie Card
-Shaquille O’neil Rookie Card
-Magic Johnson Rookie Card
-Kevin Garnett NBA Hoops Rookie Card
-Tim Duncan Topps Rookie Card
-LeBron James UD V.I.P. Graded by Beckett (9.5)

Football
-Eddie George Pro Line Rookie Card
-Troy Aikman Topps Rookie Card
-Brett Favre Wild Card Rookie Card
-Michael Irvin Pro Set Rookie Card
-Vince Young UD Icons Jersey 94/199
-Marvin Harrison 2007 Threads Jersey 153/250
-Bradie James Topps Fabric of America JerseY
-Antwaan Randle El UD Super Swatch Jersey 158/800
-Dan Marino ’94 Fleer Ultra Graded by PSA (7)
-Walter Payton 1983 Topps Graded by PSA (9)

Baseball
-Albert Pujols 2001 Featured Insert Rookie Card Gem Mint Graded (10)

Lemme know what you think.